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I can't buy Spotted Dick any much. It's offensive, they say. Don't know why, as it contains deceased fleshly produce, which ostensibly is not offensive, E numbers that don't offend, grease, lard, currants. Especially currants. Can currants truly slight me.

But no. It's the language unit that offends, isn't it? Spotted? Is this rude i don't know to naughty youths, riddled next to acne, or does it bring up to their someone dappled in the hurt of assault some old lady, for her weekly income money? Ooops, that's not politically true is it?

Then it has to be the Dick portion of the identify which is obnoxious. Again, surprising, according to my ship's officer Richard - or Dick, as we call upon him; he hasn't been accosted by the Thought Police yet, for uttering his truncated term when self introduced to ladies called Fanny.

Maybe it's vindicatory me. Maybe that sheet truly is a chalkboard, and Blackpool truly is Holiday Town. I for certain cognize that Christmas in Birmingham is Winterville, and game cover pictures of tractors or else of the politically-incorrect Christian symbols. I aspiration to God - oops, contrite - that we could change by reversal to Olde Worlde traditions and report the PC Brigade to get jammed - sorry, that's licentious to turkeys.

But you know what I anticipate. Erosion of joint suffer prevails, and childlike Simons - sorry, Simon, I'm so un-PC present - sit astern mahogany - can I say that? - desks, with squirting construction pens in foot - sorry, that is so full near sexual references, isn't it? - and wavy line potty - apologies to inhabitants in intellectual homes - religious writing that have definitely no position on trueness at all.